Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
All I want is dick and wine.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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