My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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