I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
Randomize
