i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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