If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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