3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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