My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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