I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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