just tell him i said nine months
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
The ass gains better be worth it
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