i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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