Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Just high enough for therapy.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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