Her vagina should come with caution tape.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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