I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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