i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
The adults are the big ones right?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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