I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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