At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
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he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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