And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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