With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
i need some magic done to my vagina
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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