The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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