It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
they're like a gay fantastic four
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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