he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
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well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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