You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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