HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
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I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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