question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
So much Jack, so little girl.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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