If that was your dad, he is hot
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
that's an acceptable place to lick
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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