Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
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I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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