Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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