Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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