so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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