Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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