So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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