I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Randomize
