What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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