ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
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After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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