do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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