Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
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All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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