It's Friday. Sex?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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