sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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