dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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