Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I just gift wrapped bread.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
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I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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