Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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