I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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