You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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