3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
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He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
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This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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