Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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