So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
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Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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