Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
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thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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