I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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