Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
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Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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