$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
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I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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