Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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