A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
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You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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