Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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