It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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